young woody 11:28 Tue Dec 1
Christmas party stories.
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I didn’t attend mine this year as already had plans but sounds like I missed an absolute classic.
Two girls in the office one that is married with a kid and one who has a boyfriend started getting on each other.
Started on the dance floor, then to the toilet and then on the coach home. We are not talking a little kiss, proper kissing and hands everywhere, sounds awesome.
Both mot bad looking in all!
Let’s hear your stories then?
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Pancho
11:30 Tue Dec 1
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Bloke passed out at one of them 2 years back. They found him going up and down asleep in the lift.
CCTV footage of him stumbling out about 4am and then the lift needing to be out of action for a day as he's shat himself EVERYWHERE!
The security guard said apparently he hit the reflective glass.
Which is about shoulder height up!
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i-Ron
11:31 Tue Dec 1
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That was you wasn't it Pancho you fat wreck
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Pancho
11:32 Tue Dec 1
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I wish it was - I really do.
You inhaler sucking weakling.
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Johnson
11:36 Tue Dec 1
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Got my first one on Friday.
Expecting it to be a bit poor.
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2Bob
11:40 Tue Dec 1
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Reply Johnson 11:36 Tue Dec 1
"Expecting it to be a bit poor."
Story of your life?
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Mr Strug
11:40 Tue Dec 1
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Got one on Wednesday, then one on the 18th. I don't like them much but it's free booze I suppose
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Dr Matt
11:40 Tue Dec 1
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Lol I once saw a guy who was so drunk he said funny things and did funny things!
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Johnson
11:41 Tue Dec 1
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Not at all, I expected to my life to be fantastic.
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bruuuno
11:41 Tue Dec 1
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Had my first one on Friday. What is it about women telling you their life stories when they've had a few drinks? One of them told me she doesn't have sex with her husband, another one that she had filthy dreams about me and a 50 year old Christian woman revealed how her ambulance driver husband fucks her up the arse in the back of his ambulance.
I think they just get overexcited or something.
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i-Ron
11:42 Tue Dec 1
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2Bob 11:40 Tue Dec 1
Ag !!
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Erith Jeff
11:43 Tue Dec 1
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Got a mad story from mine lol was a cray cray nite anyway was down in folly bar monumant rite and had a few doubles at lunch n that so anyway got s bag of the good stuff on the way n believe me this was good stuff lol could have sent a rocket to mars n back without stoppin at esso on the way but copped hold of this blondid n that but anyway all fee Bar so bers were flowin every1 was gettin wuite rowdy and the bouncer stopped n said can I see id n ovi not 18 at the time so I just put one on his chin hahahaha and shouted fuckd ya fat shit n it was a mass brawl in there nearly got nick had to run to fenny and hid in the windsor woke up outside agenda with 1 shoe on
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Honest Hammer
11:51 Tue Dec 1
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My office xmas party is a horribly boring affair with the regions "letting their hair down".
If I turn up smashed I can usually get through it. Painful.
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Erith Jeff
11:51 Tue Dec 1
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shut up honet u aint even got a job mate
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BetterthanKaka
11:54 Tue Dec 1
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Had some decent ones over the years. Going CABARET next week near Tower Hill.
Not expecting much.
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Morpheus
12:00 Tue Dec 1
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Some new contractor I have never met before decided she was going to give me a lapdance, however, she was so smashed that as she grinded down she overbalanced and fell backwards onto the deck her ass legs and arms waving about like a demented beetle. I tried twice to heave her up but from my seated position and her heft I couldn't and she fell back to the floor and banged her head, twice.
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El Scorchio
12:01 Tue Dec 1
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Not mine, but a friend of mine worked for a very large furniture company (as in the size of the company rather than the furniture....) and a lot of the warehouse staff were just absolute pikeys. They'd basically hired a whole hotel for the night.
Anyway, cue massive dust up which started in the toilet over something, spilled out into the main room and involved about a quarter of the quests. Plenty of blood spilled and masses of police turned up. People kicked out/arrested/sent home etc.
Happy Christmas.
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Honest Hammer
12:01 Tue Dec 1
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PROUD Kaka?
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BetterthanKaka
12:02 Tue Dec 1
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Correct, Honest son.
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Honest Hammer
12:05 Tue Dec 1
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Decent in there mate.
Pub over the road, the Ship has Moretti on tap for a pre beer too. Very nice.
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BetterthanKaka
12:10 Tue Dec 1
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Next Thursday. Should be okay.
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